Hi! Welcome to Appiness.net. The online home of Appiness.
So, what is Appiness, you say? Well, in addition to the British pronounciation of “Happiness,” Appiness is an application development company with headquarters in San Diego, California, USA. Our mission is to create interesting applications that people enjoy. Some are funny. Some are bad-ass. Some are both. But each brings a little bit of Appiness every time.
We have lots of fun making super-awesome apps of great joy. We hope you have fun using them. Our first offering has just launched on the App store. Check it here:
Hornymeter at the iTunes App store.
Just how horny are you, or your friend, or that special acquaintence you’ve just met. Hornymeter will tell you. This breakthrough iPhone app instantly reads anyone’s level of horniness.
Simply launch the Hornymeter on your iPhone, choose male or female and place a finger on the scanner. After some quick yet complex analyses, a horniness score and summary is offered. As you soon discover, everyone is very, very horny. Each time the Hornymeter runs, it offers a score along with quips such as, “Exactly how long were you incarcerated?” or “If horniness were sand, you’d be the Sahara” The Hornymeter is a technological breakthrough in iPhone apps, providing endless entertainment and a conversation starter that’s sure to get a chuckle every time.